Sounds of Summer: 2000

I found this relic whilst cleaning. Yes, I used to buy this radio edit shit when I was a littler kiddie. But surprisingly enough, I found a handfull of pretty good tracks on this. One of these rare good tracks from the year 2000 is Nelly's "Hot in Herre". I feel like I was just talking to someone about this. Perhaps it was Kari. Anyway, here it is :)

http://www.last.fm/music/Nelly/_/Hot+in+Herre

Awwwwww! Baby Justin!

I was the luckiest 10-year-old in the world. My aunt and uncle worked in a recording studio and got me this for Christmas:

Yup, N Sync autographed picture. I'm wondering if this is worth anything and if I can sell it. People can tell that it's real somehow, right? I mean the kind of people who would buy autographed stuff. Little Justin is so cute :)

Medieval crimes

1) Me wearing an old shirt of my mother's (manufactured circa 1970)

2) My exposed midriff

3) Making stoners dress up like kings to pose with middle school kids

Blame Canada

I made this on a trip to Canada:

In case you can't tell what it is, it's a copper foil smurf. I hate to admit that I threw out this relic. Perhaps I should have saved it for although it's not really art, it certainly is a creative concept.

Friend girl for life

Searching through an endless pile of birthday cards, I stumbled upon this:

It's from a boy who was in my kindergarten class. "Love: no, Friendship: sure" Not only that, but love is put in the same deadly cross that's given to cigarettes in "No Smoking" signs. As it turns out, I was always and will forever be a friend girl.

Calling all hipsters in search of irony!

Of course, I'm sure any hardcore hipster would already have one of these (perhaps their own). This brownie vest, complete with flair, now comes to just beneath mein titties.

As you can see, I lost interest as I moved up in rank. Note the lack of patches. I would put up a shot of the backside, but it would be too clear a visual representation of my failures *sob*

all that fits in a crawl space

The summer has been relatively dull so far. There are exceptions of course: David Byrne show in Prospect Park, visiting my boyfriend, getting a new job. But on the whole, I needed something else to do. What better to do when you're bored but clean! Yay! And by clean I mean, of course, going through boxes of old memories. So here they are! I'll put up the most interesting and the funniest. Then maybe we'll dig through someone else's attic :)